“THE WAITER HAD SUCH A STRONG FRENCH ACCENT, BILLY COULDN’T UNDERSTAND HIM AND ENDED UP ORDERING RAW EGGS AND PEANUTS.”

“TOMMY HAD AN ACCIDENT WITH HIS MOM’S VASE.”

“BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF SQUIRRELS, MARVIN ASKED JACK TO ACCOMPANY HIM TO THE PARK.”

“BETHANY ANIMATED HER DRAWINGS INTO A MOVIE SHE COULD SHOW HER FRIENDS.”

“WHY DID HENRY ALWAYS ANNOY HIS FRIENDS?”

“TERRY SLEPT BY THE MAILBOX IN ANTICIPATION OF THE BIRTHDAY CHECK FROM HIS GRANDMA. IT WAS THREE DAYS LATE AND MADE OUT TO ONE OF HIS COUSINS.”

“BILL APPRECIATED TED RAKING THE LEAVES WITH HIM SATURDAY AFTERNOON.”

"€œPROFESSOR JACKSON THOUGHT WAYNE WAS A GOOD APPRENTICE"

“HAROLD FOLLOWED THE AROMA OF THE BLUEBERRY PIE ALL THE WAY TO THE KITCHEN.”

“SAM WAS AFRAID HE HAD CUT OPEN AN ARTERY.”

“PAUL GAVE HIS ELDERLY NEIGHBOR SOME ASSISTANCE EVEN THOUGH SHE SMELLED LIKE MOTHBALLS.”

“TOM WAS CRUSHED THAT MARY BETRAYED HIM WITH HIS BEST FRIEND.”

“SAM TOOK A PHOTO OF A CELEBRITY HE SAW IN HOLLYWOOD.”

“TOM COAXED JERRY OUT OF HIS HOLE WITH SOME CHEESE.”

“BILLY’S FAVORITE COMPANION WAS HOBO FREDDIE.”

“THE AMAZING ZOLAR CONJURED A RABBIT FROM HIS GRANDFATHER’S HAT.”

“IT WAS CONVENIENT THAT TYLER LIVED NEXT DOOR TO A LIBRARY SINCE HE TOOK OUT THIRTY-SEVEN BOOKS A WEEK.”

“PIERRE GAVE HOWIE SOME CUSTOM-MADE PANTS.”

“SAM LOVED TO PLAY WITH HIS GRANDFATHER’S DENTURES.”

“BENNY’S WIFE MADE HIM A DERELICT.”

“BRAD WAS DESPERATE FOR HELP BUT THE SHIP SAILED BY.”

“DANNY MUST DETERMINE THE BEST SCIENCE PROJECT FOR HIS CLASS.”

“RICHIE DIFFERS WITH THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES ON EVERY ISSUE.”

“TREVOR DISREGARDED THE SIGN AT THE POOL.”

“TODD’S FAVORITE THING TO DO WAS TO DISTURB HIS MOTHER ON THE PHONE.”

“SAMUEL HAS BEEN WEARING DREADLOCKS SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.”

“MARIE ACTUALLY ENJOYS EDITING HER HOMEWORK.”

“MAX WAS SO BUSY TALKING, HE DIDN’T NOTICE THE HOLE IN THE SHAPE OF AN ELLIPSE.”

“TEDDY EMERGED FROM THE BOXES ON THE CARGO SHIP.”

“JANINE ENCOURAGED TOMMY ON HIS RUN.”

“THROUGH EVOLUTION, MAN’S SPEED HAS IMPROVED.

“JOEY EXAGGERATED HOW MUCH FUN THE PARTY WAS.”

“THE BRACELET SARAH WANTED FOR HER BIRTHDAY WAS VERY EXPENSIVE SO HER BROTHER GOT HER A BOX OF TIC-TACS INSTEAD.”

“CLARK WAS FEARLESS AS HE ENTERED THE FIRE.”

“RICK WAS FLANKED BY SALLY AND DEBBIE AT THE DANCE.”

“AT FIRST PETE WAS EMBARRASSED BY HIS MOTHER’S FLORAL SUITCASE, THEN HE KIND OF LIKED IT.”

“PROFESSOR QUACKENBUSH CREATED A FORMULA FOR THE PERFECT SHAMPOO.”

“DANNY THOUGHT THE FLOWERS HE BOUGHT HIS MOTHER WERE VERY FRAGRANT.”

“KARL GLIMPSED TED WHILE HE WAITED IN LINE FOR COFFEE.”

“KARL GLIMPSED TED WHILE HE WAITED IN LINE FOR COFFEE.”

“PLAYING WITH THE CHAINSAW TURNED OUT TO BE A HAZARDOUS ACTIVITY FOR THE WILLIAMS CHILDREN.”

“TIMMY HESITATED BEFORE LEAVING HIS TEACHER A NOTE.”

“ERIC DECIDED TO BE IDLE THIS AFTERNOON.”

“SEAN AND TRAVIS COULDN’T BELIEVE THE INJUSTICE OF THE SCHOOL BOARD’S NEW RULING.”

“HANK FOUND THE BRICK WALL IMPENETRABLE.”

“SIMON’S HOVER BOOTS INVENTION WAS A BIG HIT WITH HIS FRIENDS.”

“PETER HAD TO INVESTIGATE WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS PET MOUSE.”

“KEVIN DECIDED TO JEER THE COMEDIAN.”

“MARCEL AND TRISTAN LIKED TO JOUST BEFORE DINNER.”

“HARRY USED GOOD JUDGMENT IN MAKING HIS DECISION.”

“A BITE FROM THE RATTLESNAKE COULD BE FATAL.”

“MARY WAS VERY MATERNAL TO HER NIECE.”

“KARL THE PIGEON TOOK HIS MESSENGER JOB QUITE SERIOUSLY.”

“THE METEORITE HEADED TOWARDS EARTH.”

“CHUCK AND TED HAD A TOUGH NEGOTIATION TO DECIDE WHO WOULD GET THE LAST STAR WARS ACTION FIGURE.”

“MARY ANNE GOT AN OFFICIAL NOTICE SAYING SHE MADE THE OLYMPIC TEAM.”

“THE SKELETON WAS AN OMINOUS SIGN THAT THE KIDS SHOULDN’T BE IN THE JOHNSON’S BASEMENT.”

“MARTY THOUGHT IT WAS AN OUTRAGE THAT THE CRIMINAL WAS SET FREE.”

“UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM, STANLEY’S CONDITION WAS PERMANENT.”

“THE BABY BIRD WAS SO PRECIOUS, BRETT RAN IN THE HOUSE TO GET HIS CAMERA.”

“AUNT IRENE PREDICTED THE SNOW STORM IN JULY.”

“DOUG KNEW HE HAD TO PREVENT THE FIRE FROM SPREADING.”

“WHILE HIS MOTHER WAS IN THE PRODUCE DEPARTMENT, MARY EXPLORED THE CEREAL AISLE.”

“WALTER WAS NOT HAPPY THAT HIS MOTHER PUNISHED HIM.”

“SARAH FOUND A RACCOON WITH RABIES IN THE DRIVEWAY.”

“JOANIE HAD FUN PRACTICING FOR HER BALLET RECITAL.”

“GREG RECONSIDERED GOING TO THE MOVIES WITH MARK.”

“JOHN COULDN’T STOP LOOKING AT HIS REFLECTION IN THE MIRROR.”

“BILL REGISTERED FOR THE NEW KARATE CLASS.”

“TED BANGED HIS HEAD REPEATEDLY AGAINST THE WALL.”

“THE JOHNSONS ARE RESIDENTS OF NEW YORK CITY.”

“MARLON SACRIFICED HIS FAVORITE NEW SHOES TO THE MAN WHO LOST EVERYTHING IN THE FIRE.”

“WE TOOK NANA TO THE SENIOR CENTER TO SEE HER FRIENDS.”

“DOUG SHOCKED ZACH WHEN HE WALKED ACROSS THE RUG.”

“DANNY AND BRUCE LIKE TO SQUIRT THEMSELVES WITH ICE COLD WATER ON HOT DAYS.”

“TED STRODE TO THE MALL.”

“PETE WAS VERY SUBTLE WHEN HE TOLD TODD HE HAD KETCHUP ON HIS FACE.”

“JANINE HATED IT WHEN HER AUNT TOUSLED HER HAIR.”

“STEVE’S MOM THOUGHT STANDING ON THE EDGE OF THE CLIFF WAS TREACHEROUS.”

“THE MAN LOOKED FRIENDLY BUT UNFAMILIAR.”

“TOMMY WAS ANXIOUS ABOUT SEEING THE DOCTOR.”

“NED AND TED WERE COLLEAGUES ON THE CHAIN GANG.”